This is interesting. For the first time in a long while, I’m actually bored. Being bored, I started reflecting on the past few days’ events. One cracked me up for a second time.
I emailed my friend Michelle yesterday, and in her reply said she thought about me a split second before she got the email. (Awww…) Anyway, that started a whole conversation about her being a mutant with a worthless superpower Read More
One summer when I was in high school, in the marching band, the Vice President of the United States, Dan Quayle, visited our fair city of Shelbyville, Indiana. He came to make an appearance at our illustrious and world-renowned “Bears on the Blue River” festival. I wish I could say it was a day I’d never forget, but to be honest, I hadn’t thought about it until just now. Read More
The clean-up portion of the ground war in Afghanistan heated up yesterday when the Allies revealed plans to airdrop a platoon of crack French existentialist philosophers into the country to destroy the morale of the remaining Taliban zealots by proving the non-existence of God. Read More
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