Posts tagged with humor

(courtesy of Mark Richardson)

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.

3. It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.

4. Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.

5. Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.  Read More

This is interesting. For the first time in a long while, I’m actually bored. Being bored, I started reflecting on the past few days’ events. One cracked me up for a second time.

I emailed my friend Michelle yesterday, and in her reply said she thought about me a split second before she got the email. (Awww…) Anyway, that started a whole conversation about her being a mutant with a worthless superpower  Read More

The clean-up portion of the ground war in Afghanistan heated up yesterday when the Allies revealed plans to airdrop a platoon of crack French existentialist philosophers into the country to destroy the morale of the remaining Taliban zealots by proving the non-existence of God.  Read More